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Johnny Depp Was Miserable Before He Became A Father

Why, oh why must he be SOOOOOOO adorbz?!!!

Johnny Depp may have Oscar noms and a boatload of awardz, but that doesn’t mean ANYTHING compared to the gift he received when he joined the father club.

The Dark Shadows actor reveals that he felt nothing but “emptiness” until the birth of his children Lily-Rose Melody and Jack with Vanessa Paradis.

Depp says:

[Image via WENN.]

Chloe Moretz And Mom Get Their Shop On!

Chloe Moretz and Mama Moretz were seen shopping together and boy did they look happy!

It's so obvious where Chloe gets her looks from. Her mom's a MILF!

We haven't confirmed what they were shopping for, yet. Possibly some costumes for the vampire themed party at Dark Shadows castmate Johnny Depp's house later?

Anything is possible!

We're thrilled that the adorable mother and daughter are spending so much quality time together.

Family is so important!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Brood Are 'Out Of Control'

Embarrassing!!!

They are like, almost literally, the royal family of Hollywood. But, according to friends, Brangelina's Brood behaves like they're being raised by the cast of Teen Mom!

A close pal of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, says the busy couple's six kids — Maddox (10), Pax (8), Zahara (7), Shiloh (5), and the 3-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne — are allowed to do whatever they want.

Our insider says:

“There’s not much any of us can do but sit and watch. The kids are all goofed up on sugar, and after Shiloh has five cookies in a row and Maddox downs his third orange Fanta, it’s crazy hour. That’s what we call it: Crazy Hour. Toys fly. Kids melt down into tantrums. There’s fighting, it’s just a zoo.”

We have heard that junk food is a family weakness, we've even seen momma Angie on her In-N-Out runs. But it sounds like the eating habits are NOT anywhere near Michelle Obama's standards:

“The kids eat fast food every day, doughnuts for breakfast. Shiloh’s a sugar addict, screaming when she’s cut off.”

And it's not just the eating that's unhealthy! The family-friend says the kid's hygiene is downright disgusting! The source confesses:

“Angelina does not insist the kids brush every day or wash hands before meals. They bathe whenever they want, which is not often. Brad’s friends say that his kids smell like Johnny Depp.”

LOL!!!

But srsly, that is SO GROSS!

It must be really hard to raise six kids… after all Brad and Ang ARE out numbered. Perhaps they should in list the help of Mary Poppins (or someone equally trained).

[Image via Ramey Pix.]