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Toddlers & Tiaras Take On Michael Jackson!!!

Filed Under: Perezcious Parenting Reality TV Toddlers & Tiaras Tacky & True Dysfunctional Families

Oh. Hot. DAYUMMMMM!!!!

Just when you thought it was BAD enough, Toddlers and Tiaras proves that they ain’t too proud to bring us a dose of cray with a side of WTF!!!

Damitri’ana, an 8 year-old contestant at the American Genuine Jewel Pageant, drops it like ~~she's possessed~~ it’s HOT to a Michael Jackson inspired routine!!

It’s interesting to say the least, and as her own pageant mom Quiana says:

“Michael is in his grave, rolling, talking to himself, saying all-right Ana.”

HA!

We don’t even THINK you’re ready, so press that PLAY button (above), and let the sneak peek do all the talkin!!!!

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Toddler & Tiaras: Meet The Human Barbie's Mini-Me!

Filed Under: Icky Icky Diaper Poo Reality TV Toddlers & Tiaras Tacky & True

This mother-daughter combo sounds terrifying!

A British mom is spending a whopping $30,000 to bring her eight-year-old beauty pageant star daughter to the good ol' US of A.

Sarah Burge aka The Human Barbie says her daughter Poppy is coming to America to dominate in Toddlers and Tiaras, and she is determined to have her little girl whoop all competitors.

She claims she's spent that $30,000 to train and prep the daughter for overseas competition.

The mom is infamous in England for giving her daughter liposuction and plastic surgery vouchers as Christmas and birthday gifts that Poppy can use when she is older.

Are you freakin' serious?!

The Human Barbie is a self inflicted nickname. The barbie mom claims she's spent more than 800,000 pounds on plastic surgery for herself and is more plastic than human.

Is anyone else as scared as we are right now?

Wait, it gets better.

Here's what the mum said:

”Poppy will dominate the USA pageant circuit - the English Rose is always the best. Poppy is outgoing and outrageous and we will beat the American children. Poppy knows she will win. She is in training for the American events up to four hours a day before and after school.”

And here's what Poppy said:

”I am in it to win it and I will strut my stuff.”

Yes this is serious.

And we haven't shown this photo yet.

If you dare, check out the DISTURBING pic…AFTER THE JUMP!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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Toddlers & Tiaras Sneak Peek: 'Beauty Is The Most Important Thing In Life'

Filed Under: TV News Icky Icky Diaper Poo Toddlers & Tiaras

Just. Wow.

Congrats to Toddlers & Tiaras for achieving their newest low!

This week's episode features a VERY misguided pageant queen that does NOT like ugly people even trying to enter one of her competitions.

So gross.

Where does an 8-year-old get such awful ideas?? Hmmmm??

We hope her mother is proud.

Preeeeees Plaaaaaay to meet Daisey Mae in a sneak peek of tonight's all-new episode of Toddlers & Tiaras!!

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Toddlers & Tiaras Tot Admits To Wanting To Kill Justin Bieber! WTF!!

Filed Under: Reality TV Justin Bieber Toddlers & Tiaras

Meet Bridgett the Exterminator.

She's 5 years old, a Toddlers & Tiaras contestant, and enjoys killing insects like bees, grasshoppers, and worms.

Oh yeah, and that goes for Justin Bieber too.

Whoops! Someone is NOT a Belieber!

Check out a clip of this hilarious child (above)!

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Even TODDLER Meals Are Organic Now!

Filed Under: Family Toddlers & Tiaras

Whole grains, beans, and veggies! Oh my!

Lots of tots don’t eat enough healthy foods which is why we are thrilled to hear that Sprout has launched a collection of organic toddler meals that are healthy as well as delicious!!!

Each and every recipe is a special creation of celeb chef Tyler Florence that allows parents to feed their loved ones foods that are nutritious and that they’ll actually like!

Hey, listen, we’re all for kids to eat healthy and we think this is a super fantastic product…

…But they ARE kids!

Let's make sure to also give ‘em a cookie every now and then.

Just sayin'!

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